Twerking
It seems that unless you know how to twerk this summer you are a complete loser. It is just everywhere, from Rihanna to Azealia Banks, Elliphant and even Miley Cyrus….all the girls have gone twerk mad. Click here to see how its done
http://youtu.be/AILFhjnwHNI
and if you absolutely must learn how to do , here is a 20 minute tutorial click that will make you lose a few pounds and all your dignity too. Make sure you film yourself doing and send it to me to post so we can share a laugh
ps because many of you commented and emailed me to ask (as if I was the master twerker ) if you needed junk in the trunk ( a big ass ) in order to twerk , I have no idea but I am sure it is easier when it jiggles naturally rather than no ? er…..?
( and by the way : Miley Cyrus is a twerker and she has a small bum, look at the last pix, that is Miley )
First priblem… You need a beehind to do the twerk!!!
hahhahhhhahhahahhah yes……but Miley Cyrus is a super skinny white girl with no butt and she twerks !